LUCIFER'S XI

If for some vicious reason the Satan himself found some spare time from prying into the lives of God's creations and used the desolate mind to contrive a cricket team so collosal in power that others would be diminished to ashes, what would it be?

1. Sachin Tendulkar :
In all obviousness, would'nt The Satan go with The God Himself? Renowned to the world as "The Dimunitive Giant", Tendulkar, his heavenly counterpart would be used as a weapon of destruction.

2. Adam Gilchrist:
Adam as in Adam & Gilchrist and not "Adam & Eve" would be the other opener to pave his way just on the basis of his proclivity to cause wreckage to the oppositions.

3. Ricky Ponting:
Man bearing a Bradmanesque average of all sorts would be the devil's third choice.

4. Kevin Peitersen:
The Skunky-looking South African Englishman would canter ahead of the Nice and Decent "Wall" (Dravid) just on the basis of his ability to cause annihilation.

5. Herschelle Gibbs:
If Satan would have done his homework and has been following the game in recent times, he wouldnt have missed out on this one.

6. M.S. Dhoni:
What in the hell are two wicket keepers doing in the team? Thats correct, in fact they were being picked up by the emperor of Hell. Keep in mind, both Dhoni and Gilchrist were picked up based on their batting skill alone. Keeping wickets would be a bonus

7. Wasim Akram:
The master of descruction Himself.

8. Shane Warne
Someone who could con the opposition had to be included.

9. Shoaib Akhtar
The man who He gave His energy to would be another obvious choice.

10. Brett Lee
The Other man who he gave a part of his energy to.

11. Muttiah Muralitharan
Someone who would also con the opposition but in the other direction had to be a part of this.